Never fails — 30 minutes after bar close, this guy's on a mission to find the nearest In-N-Out and crush a 4x4 Animal Style with a side of roadkill fries. He'll gladly blow curfew for that culinary delight. Hard to chirp him for it though — sure, he's 20 pounds over his playing weight, but he just lit the game sheet up for 2 tucks and an apple.
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