WORST SEAT HAT (CAMO)
This is literally the WORST SEAT in the locker room. The seat right next to the trash can and typically right by the door. How did I lose this lottery? I get to look forward to a night full of catching clear tape balls to the face. Somehow ended up with 13 black tape balls in my hockey bag. The smell coming from the trash can will make you want to vomit, cause the rink employees only change the trash bags out once a day. Everyone walking by to go to the ice or leaving for the night smokes you with their hockey bags and the butt ends of their sticks. Always important to get to the rink early so you don’t get the worst seat in the locker room. If you’re not early, you’re late, enjoy the worst seat.