A hooligan.... every team has one. This guy thinks he is always above the law. As a kid he was all about egging houses and bashing mailboxes, nowadays it is about cheap PIM's. A sixer deep already from his C-League pre-game tailgate you know it is only a matter of time before he is getting hauled off to the sin bin once again. Most often the one-liner gems this guy spats off to the refs are more entertaining then the 13 to 14 barn burner taking place on the ice. Some may think this guy went to law school because even tho he is more guilty than O.J. he always makes a valid argument. Oh... And whatever you do don't ever drink out of this guys water bottle unless you are in the mood for a Vodka Tonic. "In closing your honor, the sauce made me do it."