UNCLE SELFISH

UNCLE SELFISH

Regular price $35

Nothing worse than a linemate who doesn’t pick his head up with the puck. You’re wide open for a tap in, but he’s too busy dancing himself out of his own jock with his head down. You actually wish the opposing d man would catch him on the trolley tracks with his head down just so he’d learn his lesson. “Hey Uncle Selfish, pass me the f’ing puck.”