You’re a solid 4^th liner, who gets limited minutes and plays every 4^th game.  Your stats for the year read mostly zeros except for the PIM’s column.  When it’s time for the fans to do their fantasy drafts, they take you 1^st overall, passing up 8 and 97.....a decision made strictly on the fact that you are the biggest BEAUTY known to sports. #FTB #CertifiedBeauty #1stOverall

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