Trading Card Tuesday: Martin Brodeur

Marty Brodeur, one of the best ever. The guy has won more games in the NHL than I’ve ever won playing NHL video games lying on my couch like a complete degenerate, crushing 30 racks of Molson Canadian, dump trucking bags of Dorito’s in my mouth and working on my milk bag body composition for upcoming beer league hockey season…but enough about me. Marty, I’m going to go with a C+ on the mustache in this one. Your upper lip could use a little more watering and a few consecutive days of sunshine to help stimulate growth. The haircut I can admire. Short, tight, and well crafted for draft day to let the hockey world know you’re business. The tie looks great and well positioned. Being the year was 1990 on this card, we know that you didn’t have to YouTube how to tie a nice knot with your tie like today’s youngsters are doing. Lastly, lets have a moment of silence for the 19 GM’s who passed on you and your 691 career NHL wins and let you slide to #20 overall...............

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